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11:18 AM EST Friday February 29, 2008
Bush43: You there?
IStillMatter: Yes
Bush43: Happy Leap Year Day!IStillMatter: I don't understand
Bush43: It's the February bonus day
Bush43: The one we put on the calendar every 4 years
Bush43: To allow an extra day for campaigning
IStillMatter: I thought it had to do with calibrating the Earth's orbital timing
IStillMatter: A complete solar orbit is actually 365.3 days
Bush43: You sound like Gore
Bush43: Ya' gonna write a movie - "An Inconveenyet Orbit"?
IStillMatter: yi, yi, yi, yiiiiiii
IStillMatter: Leap Year is an accepted scientific truth
IStillMatter: The calculus has no detractors
Bush43: Gee thanks, smarty pants
Bush43: You trying to win a Noble Prize?
IStillMatter: That sarcasm is really not necessary
IStillMatter: And it's "Nobel"
Bush43: Whatever...
Bush43: So whaddaya up to today?
IStillMatter: Sitting here stunned that I am trading IMs with you
Bush43: Remember where we were 4 years ago?
IStillMatter: I was preparing for Super Tuesday - it was March 2, 2004
IStillMatter: Edwards was reeling
Bush43: You kicked his butt - took CA, NY and won 10 out of 9
IStillMatter: 10 out of 9?
Bush43: Whatever - you should know, you were there
IStillMatter: Yes, I was...
Bush43: Why did you choose pretty boy as VP?
IStillMatter: You know how it works - regional presence
Bush43: Too bad he couldn't influenza his own state.
IStillMatter: Uh, yeah.... that was a horrifying surprise
IStillMatter: I was not ebullient
Bush43: You were not what?
IStillMatter: Ebullient
IStillMatter: It's a fairly common S.A.T. word
Bush43: Sounds like the little cubes that make soup
Bush43: I thought bullion was gold
Bush43: We keep it in Fort Knocks
IStillMatter: You mean Knox!
Bush43: Stop correctin' me
IStillMatter: This is painful...
Bush43: 4 years ago Rove was tellin' me we were gonna whup you
IStillMatter: I can't believe you are commander in chief
Bush43: I also lead the military
IStillMatter: Ugh...
Bush43: You got indigestion?
IStillMatter: No, I have a headache
Bush43: You need an asspurin
IStillMatter: No kidding?!?!
Bush43: The Surgeon General brings 'em to me
Bush43: He's a doctor, but not a general like in the military
IStillMatter: I KNOW who the Surgeon General is
Bush43: That headache is makin' you testy
IStillMatter: No SH*T
Bush43: You constipateteed too?
IStillMatter: I am going to kill myself...
Bush43: You still not over the election?
Bush43: Or did you wake up still married to Heinz?
IStillMatter: I have to go
Bush43: Sounds like the constipashun might be fixed
IStillMatter: Good bye
Bush43: Ahdeeoce!
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