Feb 14: Its Different at Their House

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11:46 AM EST Thursday February 14, 2008

YouAllAreFired: Bill?

YouAllAreFired: Yoo hoo...

LoveBubba: Oh, Hi Hilla
LoveBubba: How's Texas?

YouAllAreFired: I'm in Ohio, dear

LoveBubba: Well, Happy Valentines Day

YouAllAreFired: Happy Valentines Day to you too

LoveBubba: How's the day going?

YouAllAreFired: Just fine.
YouAllAreFired: Did you do the errand?
YouAllAreFired: I left a note on the counter

LoveBubba: Yeah, I gave it to our guy

YouAllAreFired: Perfect

LoveBubba: The photos came out great
LoveBubba: He Photoshopped Chris Matthews and Katie Couric in a hot tub
LoveBubba: We sent it with a dozen roses to Chris' wife

YouAllAreFired: I love it when a plan comes together!

LoveBubba: You are a genius

YouAllAreFired: Don't flatter me, dear
YouAllAreFired: Speaking of flowers...

LoveBubba: Did I forget again?

YouAllAreFired: No but AMEX fraud control called me

LoveBubba: They did?

YouAllAreFired: Yes, Dear - they certainly DID
YouAllAreFired: They asked if I ordered 14 dozen roses from ftd.com

LoveBubba: ?

YouAllAreFired: They said the flowers were sent to 14 different women in 10 states

LoveBubba: Oh no, you are a victim of IDENTITY THEFT!
LoveBubba: I'll call the FBI immediately!

YouAllAreFired: I don't think so, sweetie
YouAllAreFired: I had my aide cross-checked the addresses
YouAllAreFired: All of the recipients work for the campaign
YouAllAreFired: Young, attractive and straight...

LoveBubba: Maybe someone just did something nice for the team?

YouAllAreFired: Maybe SOMEONE did...

LoveBubba: I am sensing tone

YouAllAreFired: YOU SURE ARE!

LoveBubba: I can explain!

YouAllAreFired: I should have castrated you 10 years ago

LoveBubba: Don't be rash

YouAllAreFired: You are the last person who should talk about "rash"

LoveBubba: Low blow

YouAllAreFired: If you touch another campaign aide..
YouAllAreFired: I'll split your lip
YouAllAreFired: I will cry on Good Morning America!

LoveBubba: Wait - that may win votes

YouAllAreFired: You think?

LoveBubba: It can't hurt

YouAllAreFired: How should we do this?

LoveBubba: I'll call the media guy and get the ball rolling

YouAllAreFired: You're the best!

LoveBubba: Let's turn lemons into lemonade

YouAllAreFired: Genius!

LoveBubba: Honey?

YouAllAreFired: Yes, dear?

LoveBubba: Happy Valentines Day

YouAllAreFired: You too!
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