Feb 6: McCain Gloats

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4:35 AM AM EST Wednesday February 6, 2008

POWSenator: G'Morning Brigham

I'mPresidential: Knock it off, Senator

POWSenator: Congratulations on winning the thriving metropolis of Alaska,...
POWSenator: the megaplex that is North Dakota,
POWSenator: the sprawling electorate in Montana
POWSenator: and frozen voters in Minnesota

I'mPresidential: ... not going anywhere

POWSenator: That's what the Viet Cong told me
POWSenator: they were wrong, too

I'mPresidential: and I also won Massachusetts, Utah and Colorado

POWSenator: Where I come from, we call those "gimmees"

I'mPresidential: Do you have anything substantial to say?
I'mPresidential: I have an appt. in 10 minutes

POWSenator: Haircut?

I'mPresidential: Listen, War-child, this is NOT over

POWSenator: I'm trembling

I'mPresidential: I could win more states.

POWSenator: Not in the South...
POWSenator: You got "Hucked"

I'mPresidential: So did you!

POWSenator: Not like you did, my friend

I'mPresidential: I can win more states!

POWSenator: Sure you can.
POWSenator: Guam and Kansas are on Saturday

I'mPresidential: Those matter too!

POWSenator: You seem testy
POWSenator: Ever go on a mission to Guam?
POWSenator: Must be miserable wearing a white shirt and skinny black tie in that humidity...

I'mPresidential: When I win those you will eat your words

POWSenator: Oooooh,.... I can't wait to see Meet the Press on Sunday
POWSenator: Someone will say you will have momentum
POWSenator: 10 minutes later I will have it back

I'mPresidential: I have no time for this

POWSenator: Gotta get back to shredding donor money in your futile campaign?

I'mPresidential: Jerk!

POWSenator: BYE-BYE... I mean that.