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1:45 PM EST Sunday March 9, 2008
It'sNotOver: Hey Bill?
LoveBubba: Good-job in WyomingIt'sNotOver: Shut up
LoveBubba: 59,000 Democrat voters in the state and you could have practically called 51% of them yourself.
It'sNotOver: I just love how supportive you are
LoveBubba: And I love how I have been sent to Humidity-Township, Mississippi to speak to nobody
It'sNotOver: Closed topic
It'sNotOver: All of this won't matter after the Super Delegates go our way
LoveBubba: I'm not hearing good things on that front, babe
It'sNotOver: We will win the overall popular vote,
It'sNotOver: We crushed Obama in Ohio and we won TX and CA
It'sNotOver: We WILL FORCE the party to select me
LoveBubba: Maybe so, but Obama will be a problem
LoveBubba: I'm thinking he won't take the VP slot
It'sNotOver: Why the hell not?
LoveBubba: He talks to Gore...
LoveBubba: That can't be good
It'sNotOver: I knew that unappreciative, green blimp would betray us!
LoveBubba: Easy does it, Hilla
LoveBubba: I sorta figured it would happen
It'sNotOver: Why can't everyone just do what we tell them?
LoveBubba: They think for themselves these-days
LoveBubba: And what did you do to upset Oprah?
It'sNotOver: ?
LoveBubba: She is p-i-s-s-e-d
It'sNotOver: Not worried
LoveBubba: Millions of viewers and tons of influence, honey
It'sNotOver: Why can't you look at the bright side?
LoveBubba: I am trying to find one
It'sNotOver: Stop it!
LoveBubba: There is a good thing about campaigning down South
It'sNotOver: What is it?
LoveBubba: Lots of Hooters
It'sNotOver: What?
LoveBubba: It's a restaurant and they are everywhere
LoveBubba: On every corner - like gas stations in big cities
It'sNotOver: Is this where the girls wear orange hot pants
It'sNotOver: AND t-shirts that are 2-sizes too small?
LoveBubba: THAT'S THEM
LoveBubba: Nice family atmosphere
It'sNotOver: Family?
LoveBubba: Well, Dad's and boys - that's a big part of most families, right?
It'sNotOver: UGH!
It'sNotOver: PLEASE do not get photographed in a Hooters!
LoveBubba: I tell you, Southerners must be powered by hot wings and Bud Light
It'sNotOver: I DO NOT like any of this
LoveBubba: The Hooters girls love me
LoveBubba: And they weren't even old enough to vote in 1992
It'sNotOver: Ahem, are they old enough to drive today?
LoveBubba: Good point - I'll have an assistant start pre-secreening
It'sNotOver: Three words: Age-Of-Consent
LoveBubba: Whatever...
LoveBubba: I am like a rock star!
It'sNotOver: I want you back at campaign HQ tomorrow morning
LoveBubba: I'm thinking no
It'sNotOver: If you start a controversy, I will kill you
LoveBubba: Ooooh, there's a headline
LoveBubba: Anyway - I gotta go...
LoveBubba: I have a speech to do before the Atlanta NASCAR race starts
It'sNotOver: Seriously, you need to come back to HQ
LoveBubba: YOU sent me out here and I am finally getting used to it
LoveBubba: So, YOU get back to preparing for Pennsylvania
LoveBubba: I'll be sure the people of Mississippi still love me
LoveBubba: I mean,... vote for you
It'sNotOver: I'm sending a plane to get you
LoveBubba: It's flying back empty, honey
LoveBubba: You need to think green and not waste fuel like that
It'sNotOver: You are dead
LoveBubba: Maybe, but not today
LoveBubba: I gotta go, the National Anthem is in 5 minutes and then the race starts
LoveBubba: I'm starting to really like NASCAR
It'sNotOver: This is my moment and you are threatening to screw it up!
LoveBubba: Later, babe
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