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2:11 PM EST Monday March 4, 2008
It'sNotOver: Oprah?
QueenOfAllMedia: Hello Senator
QueenOfAllMedia: Nice to hear from you
It'sNotOver: You are more cordial than I would have expected
QueenOfAllMedia: Some of us are decent people
It'sNotOver: What's that supposed to mean?
QueenOfAllMedia: Why are you so sensitive?
It'sNotOver: I am not sensitive
QueenOfAllMedia: Are too
It'sNotOver: Am not
QueenOfAllMedia: I imagine it's a tough day waiting for Ohio and Texas to reject you
It'sNotOver: I will emerge victorious!
QueenOfAllMedia: Yeah, keep telling yourself that...
It'sNotOver: You betrayed our friendship
QueenOfAllMedia: WHO betrayed WHO?
QueenOfAllMedia: Your deceit and revisionist history has hit a new low
It'sNotOver: You have some nerve!
QueenOfAllMedia: What? Thinking for myself?
It'sNotOver: Betraying a trust!
QueenOfAllMedia: Here again, false accusations on parade!
It'sNotOver: You will regret this
QueenOfAllMedia: How?
QueenOfAllMedia: Unlike others, I CANNOT be bought
QueenOfAllMedia: Ahem,... I tend to do the brokering
It'sNotOver: What's that supposed to mean
QueenOfAllMedia: For starters,... let's see....
QueenOfAllMedia: Your campaign is a gold mine of tell-all books
QueenOfAllMedia: "Oprah's Top 10" will have to be expanded to "Top 20"
It'sNotOver: You wouldn't!
QueenOfAllMedia: Try me!
It'sNotOver: You will pay!
QueenOfAllMedia: Au contraire!
QueenOfAllMedia: Millions of readers will pay...
QueenOfAllMedia: They will pay for millions of tell-all books...
QueenOfAllMedia: Talking about the dark side of you and Mr. Zipper!
It'sNotOver: That won't ever happen!
It'sNotOver: We have friends who will stop you
QueenOfAllMedia: Not with my ratings they won't!
It'sNotOver: We have many loyal friends!
QueenOfAllMedia: Fewer today than yesterday, honey
QueenOfAllMedia: And fewer tomorrow than today
QueenOfAllMedia: the bandwagon is empty, babe!
It'sNotOver: You have no idea what we are capable of!
QueenOfAllMedia:What are you and your broken-ass campaign going to do?
It'sNotOver: You will find out soon enough
QueenOfAllMedia: Want to hear the punchline?
It'sNotOver: Pardon?
QueenOfAllMedia: The massive profits from all of those tell-all books...
QueenOfAllMedia: They will be routed into a special PAC...
QueenOfAllMedia: It's named "OR2012"
It'sNotOver: What the F*** is OR2012?
QueenOfAllMedia: "Obama Re-election 2012"
QueenOfAllMedia: Deal with it!
It'sNotOver: I am about to cry!
QueenOfAllMedia: Do you need Katie Couric's number?
It'sNotOver: NO I DON'T!
QueenOfAllMedia: Uhh,.. yes you do...
QueenOfAllMedia: She changed her number yesterday to avoid constant harranging from your campaign pimps
It'sNotOver: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
QueenOfAllMedia: Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahah!
It'sNotOver: How can you laugh?
QueenOfAllMedia: Well, because the times,... they are-a-changin'!
It'sNotOver: We will strike back!
QueenOfAllMedia: HA - that's great!
QueenOfAllMedia: Good luck to you and the death star team!
QueenOfAllMedia: As for me,... I'm calling Prentice Hall and Random House
QueenOfAllMedia: There are authors to book and contracts to sign!
It'sNotOver: You just made the enemies list, sister!
QueenOfAllMedia: How Nixonian of you... and don't "sister"me, Senator
QueenOfAllMedia: Your list must weigh 25 pounds by now
QueenOfAllMedia: Probably the size of the NY white pages
QueenOfAllMedia: It will take you some time to get through it
QueenOfAllMedia: Then again,... pretty soon you are gonna have LOTS of free time!
It'sNotOver: I am done with you!
QueenOfAllMedia: As are MANY people with you...
QueenOfAllMedia: I'm outta here!
QueenOfAllMedia: Gotta get my hair done for the Obama Coronation!
It'sNotOver: Arrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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