Feb 7: Romney Bails Out

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1:35 PM AM EST Thursday February 7, 2008

CouldaBeenAContender: Senator?

POWSenator: Ahh,.. I have been waiting for this

CouldaBeenAContender: I am withdrawing

POWSenator: From one of your wives?...
POWSenator: IM me when you are done

CouldaBeenAContender: Don't be disgusting

POWSenator: Sorry. I was in the Navy
POWSenator: On a ship, everything is a dirty joke

CouldaBeenAContender: Whatever...

POWSenator: Will you endorse?

CouldaBeenAContender: Well, I WILL talk about bringing the party together

POWSenator: But any endorsement is off the table?

CouldaBeenAContender: Pretty much

POWSenator: Why?

CouldaBeenAContender: John, you're practically Joe Biden

POWSenator: Hmm,... well,... good point

CouldaBeenAContender: Where are you going from here?

POWSenator: Me and Huck will have to figure that out

CouldaBeenAContender: You and Huck?

POWSenator: He might be my running mate
POWSenator: He'd make a good VP, actually
POWSenator: He could go to foreign dignitary funerals as a pastor AND as VP

CouldaBeenAContender: You're serious?

POWSenator: Yeah - why?

CouldaBeenAContender: That seems shallow

POWSenator: Excuse me, who is speaking?

CouldaBeenAContender: Good point
CouldaBeenAContender: Anyway, with that I will say good luck

POWSenator: Thanks

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Feb 6: McCain Gloats

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4:35 AM AM EST Wednesday February 6, 2008

POWSenator: G'Morning Brigham

I'mPresidential: Knock it off, Senator

POWSenator: Congratulations on winning the thriving metropolis of Alaska,...
POWSenator: the megaplex that is North Dakota,
POWSenator: the sprawling electorate in Montana
POWSenator: and frozen voters in Minnesota

I'mPresidential: ... not going anywhere

POWSenator: That's what the Viet Cong told me
POWSenator: they were wrong, too

I'mPresidential: and I also won Massachusetts, Utah and Colorado

POWSenator: Where I come from, we call those "gimmees"

I'mPresidential: Do you have anything substantial to say?
I'mPresidential: I have an appt. in 10 minutes

POWSenator: Haircut?

I'mPresidential: Listen, War-child, this is NOT over

POWSenator: I'm trembling

I'mPresidential: I could win more states.

POWSenator: Not in the South...
POWSenator: You got "Hucked"

I'mPresidential: So did you!

POWSenator: Not like you did, my friend

I'mPresidential: I can win more states!

POWSenator: Sure you can.
POWSenator: Guam and Kansas are on Saturday

I'mPresidential: Those matter too!

POWSenator: You seem testy
POWSenator: Ever go on a mission to Guam?
POWSenator: Must be miserable wearing a white shirt and skinny black tie in that humidity...

I'mPresidential: When I win those you will eat your words

POWSenator: Oooooh,.... I can't wait to see Meet the Press on Sunday
POWSenator: Someone will say you will have momentum
POWSenator: 10 minutes later I will have it back

I'mPresidential: I have no time for this

POWSenator: Gotta get back to shredding donor money in your futile campaign?

I'mPresidential: Jerk!

POWSenator: BYE-BYE... I mean that.

Feb 3: McCain and Mitt Collide

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6:41 AM EST Saturday February 3, 2008

POWSenator: Mitt?

I'mPresidential: I'm here

POWSenator: So how are YOU this morning?

I'mPresidential: Fine , thanks.

POWSenator: You see the L.A. Times?

I'mPresidential: Not yet. Did the Jazz win last night?

POWSenator: Screw the Jazz. The Times endorsed me!

I'mPresidential: Oh...

POWSenator: Don't you get a paper?

I'mPresidential: YES John...

POWSenator: Couldn't someone run out to one of "those stores"

I'mPresidential: what do you mean?

POWSenator: One of those "Mom & Mom & Mom & Pop Stores" you have in Utah

I'mPresidential: Oh, a Mormom joke... thanks

POWSenator: Ha, Gotcha!

I'mPresidential: Did you just IM me to gloat?

POWSenator: Not completely

I'mPresidential: What's on your mind? I need to get my hair done. in 5 min

POWSenator: You and your effing hair

I'mPresidential: Get to the point

POWSenator: I'm formally accepting applications for the VP slot

I'mPresidential: Isn't this a bit presumptive, Senator?

POWSenator: Not really.
POWSenator: I won't accept anything before Tuesday at 10:00 PM PST
POWSenator: After my California victory bash

I'mPresidential: Eeek Gads! you're serious

POWSenator: Serious as bamboo being showed under your nails

I'mPresidential: I'm not giving up!

POWSenator: That's what I told the Vietnamese
POWSenator: While I respect the attitude, your situation is dire

I'mPresidential: I have TWO SILVERS!

POWSenator: Whoop dee flippin' dooo...
POWSenator: Put them on the shelf next to your souvenir olympic torch

I'mPresidential: Not nice!

POWSenator: Do you have to go to Temple and confess after every campaign speech?

I'mPresidential: Twerp!

POWSenator: If you are going to deal with Putin, you better learn to curse

I'mPresidential: Putin?

POWSenator: President and self-appointed Prime Minister of Russia...
POWSenator: It's a huge country East of Europe...
POWSenator: Drive through Poland and hang a left

I'mPresidential: Stop being condescending. I have to go

POWSenator: I agree. IT IS time for you to go

I'mPresidential: Later, jerk

POWSenator: Go fix your damn hair, cutie
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