Feb 2: Sarkozy Seeks Clarification

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10:37 PM EST Saturday February 2, 2008

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Alo, Meester President?

Grover Clinton: Hello, Hello President Sarkozy

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Please, you just say Nick

Grover Clinton: What's up, Nick?
Grover Clinton: And congrats on the marriage
Grover Clinton: Did you get the gift?

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Oui, oui!, how you say "I appreciate full of thought"

Grover Clinton: You mean "thoughtful"

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: O.k. I say thoughtful
I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: The gift brings me to write with question

Grover Clinton: O.k. shoot

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Pardon?

Grover Clinton: Ask the question

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: What is purpose of Virginia pills?
I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: That is the location of your CIA, yes?

Grover Clinton: Uh, Viagra, not Virginia.

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Ahhhhhhh, o.k,... hmm....
I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Was this because of British Tabloid?
I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Rubbish I tell you!
I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: I am a capable man!

Grover Clinton: No, no, no - I just noticed you were marrying a model who is 10 years younger
Grover Clinton: You dog!

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: My dog?

Grover Clinton: It's a compliment

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: O.k, o.k. ha, ha,

Grover Clinton: She's smokin' hot

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: No smoking. We now accept American Cancer research

Grover Clinton: No - it's another compliment

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Forgive me not understand American jokes

Grover Clinton: You seem to understand Bush

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Ha, ha.. I get much media problem on Bush
I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Can you comprehend magnitude of media hunger?

Grover Clinton: Unfortunately, THAT is a problem I can relate to
Grover Clinton: Anyway, so why did you get married?
Grover Clinton: There's no social pressure, is there?

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Not particular. There was problem with public divorce
I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Media lose interest in country and ex wife on every page and all channels
I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: The media and paparazzi made difficult to proceed divorce

Grover Clinton: Actually, THAT's a problem I wouldn't mind having

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Elaborate?

Grover Clinton: Nevermind
Grover Clinton: Aren't mistresses acceptable in your culture?

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Well, yes to have a mistress is "very French"

Grover Clinton: I know

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: But to get caught is, how you say, "very American"

Grover Clinton: I know

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Avoiding controversy while in office is important

Grover Clinton: I know
Grover Clinton: Let's change the subject

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Sorry, no offenses intended

Grover Clinton: No worries. Happens all the time

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Perhaps we can have a private dinner on my next official visit to the USA?

Grover Clinton: That would be great

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: I would bring my wife Carla. She can shop while I attend official meetings.

Grover Clinton: Actually, I have a place in Georgetown outside D.C.
Grover Clinton: Perhaps you could drop Carla off at my place on the way to your meetings

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: This is not imposition?
I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: The meetings and press conferences can be 6 hours

Grover Clinton: Even better

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: This is most generous
I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: As an ex-model, Carla attracts attention

Grover Clinton: I bet

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: To avoid all that problem and stay the day with you would be nice

Grover Clinton: For me too

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Should my official liaison contact the liaison for you and Senator Hillary?

Grover Clinton: Uhh, actually, no. Just IM or call me directly
Grover Clinton: Hillary is really busy with the campaign and I'd hate to bother her

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Of course, how stupid of me. I can see Senator Hillary very busy

Grover Clinton: No, no, it's fine. Just give me two hours notice

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Again, this is a most generous and accommodating offer

Grover Clinton: The pleasure is all mine

I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: Thank you. Well, I have to go
I'mTooSexyForMyExWife: The pills are working. Duty calls!

Grover Clinton: ;)
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